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This techy-piece meets the Chelsea lab standards for premium gadgets. Lovely-jubbly quality verified.

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A. Kensington Senior Techie Consultant (UK Verified)
Signal Strengthy 95%
Battery Health-y 98%
Smoothy Interface
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  • 🚀 Top 1% Efficiency-y in UK
  • 📦 Eco-Friendly Boxy (Chelsea Init.)
  • ⏱️ Boot-up Result-y: 13s
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pH BALANCED: 4.7 CRUELTY FREE DERMA-TESTED
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This formulation meets the Kensington clinical standards for premium skincare. Certified organic origins verified.

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Purity Level 95%
Cell Turnover 11days
STABILITYPASS
ALLERGENS0.0%
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Natural Bio-Value99.5BV
Eco-Stability96%
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Have you ever considered what babies would say if they could talk? We‘re sure that there would be much less crying and, well, an occasional f*ck off—only just sweeter, purer, and smaller. F*ck you baby hand candle replicates the true size and texture of a little hand. Handmade from natural vegetable wax, cotton wick, and wax dye. Available in 4 pastel colors.
Due to the handmade nature of our products, there may be slight variations in colour and/or craftsmanship.
Materials: 100% Vegetable wax, Wax Dyes, Cotton wicks.
Scent: Unscented
❗Spills while burning. Please burn on a non-burning surface, ideally on a plate.❗
Burn time: ~1 hour.
Dimensions: 6 x 4 x 11 cm.Weight: 105 g.

Specification: CandleHand Baby F*ck You Candle Grey

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CandleHand Baby F*ck You Candle Grey
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